Well, that’s five on the trot, losses that is, for the Aussies. A truly wonderful performance from the All Blacks, from 1 to 23 the handling and skill overall was quite amazing. But, the most interesting piece of the weekend was probably the bug planted in the team room. Was it Michael Chieka? The ARU? I have it on fairly good authority that this is what was recorded:
Steve Hansen: keep playing good footy – I have small hands. Anyone want to add to that?
Ben Smith: do I really look like an accountant?
Julian Savea: bro get a proper haircut.
Ardie Savea: Man, my do is tight.
Israel Dagg: my hair slipped from my forehead to my top lip. Man, my slug is tight.
Brodie Retallick: what are they on about?
Sam Whitelock: doesn’t Ben look like an accountant?
BS: shuddup
Aaron Smith: bro I can cut your hair!
AS: don’t give me a complex
Ryan Crotty: wish I still had my beard
Beauden Barrett: anyone ever notice I run with my nose down? Imagine if Kieran tried that- he would trip over his nose! Hahahaha (from the congregation)
SH: mutter mutter
Kieran Read: oh yeah sorry I’m not King Richie with his classic good looks and small ears….
AS: bro you have knocked knees too
KR: at least I’m not a midget – hahaha (from the congregation)
Ian Foster: we have to hold on to the pill and try to get my eyes to open all the way…they just won’t ….I’m really worried the media will think I’m always tired.
SH: mutter small hands mutter Chieka is a knob mutter
ASavea: I’m like 7’3″ with my haircut
BS: I’m not an accountant you dicks
Charlie Faumuina: I look like a Taliban fulla…
Owen Franks: who is Tally Band?
Kane Hames: he’s the new English coach…
BS: I wonder if they get tax write offs on spying equipment?
Dane Coles: it’s Tally Ho not Tally Band…
Malakai Fekitoa: hahaha he said ho.
SH: mutter
The transcript continues for some time.
I may have embellished knowing anything at all.
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