Dear Civic Duty Dickface,
I had the considerable pleasure of watching the news on channel one for the last week, in fact I watch it all the time. I am most intrigued by your apparent attack on everything that even remotely resembles an insult to an insect.
Let me provide a few examples. The Roger Sutton matter that has come to light provides us with an insight to the damage one small minded person can do. I certainly don’t know the full story but one assumes that calling someone honey or love is dastardly!
What a terrible person Dr. Matt Taylor is. I mean, what kind of arsehole lands a probe on a fast moving comet millions of miles away and has the audacity to wear whatever he wants. God forbid, he should be wearing beige and sandals and pocket protectors. Wearing an Hawaiian shirt with pin-up girls on it is ever so naughty. Apparently that’s objectifying women….I just don’t know, I’m only a man.
The equivalent of an ISIS attack on civilians, Ted Bishop calls Ian Poulter a Lil girl. Can he not see Poulter is a fully grown man? Perhaps I missed the point.
The horrible little roly-poly boy Patrick Reed, called himself a …well…a pile of sticks used to burn witches. This upset the gay community – apparently. Allow me to digress briefly; when is the hetero pride parade? Never mind, it may not happen. That may offend people.
I’m terribly sorry, this letter has a rather sarcastic tone. I’m sure those that know me know my point.
Good day to you Dickface
Yours sincerely,
Dan
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